To our (way in the) future children,

were sorry that you have the most embarrassing parents ever.

were sorry that your mom pees in the ocean and that we pick our noses at parties.

were sorry in advance for adding you on facebook, or myspace, or mypodonian, or whatever social network telepathy bo-jangled invention plagues your generation, but im sure we will take it as an opportunity to tell the entire internet how cute your little tushies are.

we love you, and hope you eat all your vegetables.